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astringofmadhousefloozies replied to your post: so my mom bought me Marvel taffy today I’m…

Or semen.

No, it’s self-hate and watermelon

little known fact, watermelon is the self-hating fruit

that’s why they’re so big

to hold all the hate

Then why do I hate the taste?

because you’re a big dumb

it’s the best taste in the world.

But I don’t like it.

because you’re a big dumb, how do you not get that?

gosh

Screw you.

I wish you would.

What.